


iInsults

by SamPuckettSmile



Category: iCarly
Genre: Humor, Romance
Language: English
Status: Completed
Published: 2010-11-17
Updated: 2010-11-17
Packaged: 2014-07-02 11:56:46
Rating: K+
Chapters: 1
Words: 204
Publisher: www.fanfiction.net
Story URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6484162/1/
Author URL: https://www.fanfiction.net/u/2589437/SamPuckettSmile
Summary: Sam and Freddie were arguing, as usual.     I DON'T own iCarly! I'm sorry if my english doesn't make sense! I'm not american...But this is my dream...





	iInsults

-Sam-

"Hey Frednub." I said smiling. "Hey Puckett." He smiled at me

"I need to ask something for you." He motioned for me to ask. " Why you're so stoopeed?"

Him: Oh, shut up, Puckett!

Me: Nerd!

Him: Pain in the ass!

Me: UglyDork!

Him: Blond head demon!

Me: King of nerds. And..Hey!

Him: WHAT?

Me: Carly will never love you.

Him: AAAA! Good for me, I don't love Carly!

Me: If you stopped your sick love for Carly... I'm a unicorn.

Him: So, hello unicorn, because I stopped loving Carly a few months ago!

Me: Yeah, sure.

Him: What do you mean with "Yeah, sure"?

Me: I don't believe in you! You still in love with Carly!

Him: Sam, it's true! I'm not in love with Carly! You understand?

Me: Yeah, Sure.

Him: Stop to do that.

Me: Do what?

Him: This.

We pass 2 minutes without talk.

Me: So...If you don't love Carly...

Him: What?

Me: You should ask someone to a date.

Him: Yeah, maybe...

I started walking.

Him: Hey, Sam.

Me: What do you want Freddo?

Him: Would you like to go out with me? Like...A date.

I smiled at him.


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